...oh God, in addition to the pony hats, there are custom penis necklaces. You can get the penis necklace with different tchotchkes stuck in it. Including what appears to be Tums. Because nothing says, "You should get a restraining order against me, stat!" like giving your romantic partner a cast-resin penis-shaped necklace with antacids in it.
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Date: 2013-11-18 08:26 pm (UTC)...oh God, in addition to the pony hats, there are custom penis necklaces. You can get the penis necklace with different tchotchkes stuck in it. Including what appears to be Tums. Because nothing says, "You should get a restraining order against me, stat!" like giving your romantic partner a cast-resin penis-shaped necklace with antacids in it.