A local geek wore one of those to a party, and bragged about how he had every tool he could possibly need in all the pockets (though he did not have pen, pencil, tissues, or bandaids.) I didn't want to mention it as an alternative, because he sounded a bit too much like Mr. Altetuches. And because the modern Scottevests come with a map of the pocketry printed on the glasses cleaning cloth.