So basically he has stuff he needs to carry, but can't use a bag because bags are girly and it would cause his manhood to wither and die. So he will put up with looking like any sort of idiot to avoid this dire fate.
On the plus side, is he very considerate in ensuring that no-one will ever accidentally mistake him for a reasonable person.
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On the plus side, is he very considerate in ensuring that no-one will ever accidentally mistake him for a reasonable person.