Pat the grumpy

[mme_hardy]

Look, look, Lucinda! Come and see! It is an enrollment form for a lace-knitting class,  offered at my favorite historic-needlework shop! Let us sign up!

Is the enrollment form a Webstore link? No, it is not a Webstore link.^*
Is it a prefilled Paypal form? No, it is not a prefilled Paypal form.
Is it an editable PDF? No, it is not an editable PDF.
Is it a PDF at all? No, it is not a PDF at all.

What, then, is it?
It is a JPEG. Look, look, a JPEG that one can print out, write upon with a quill pen, and mail to the store.

Has this form fallen into a time warp in 1994 and surfaced mysteriously in 2017? Yes. Yes, it has.
Can it warp me back there? Sadly, no.



^{* Note: Lacis does in fact have a Webstore.}