Great moments in polite narration

[mme_hardy]

 "Oh, dear, oh dear dear dear.  Let's have another look.
[pause]
It looks to me --- dare I say it -- as if he had a little bite at Piolini."
"Surely not again.  Surely. Not. Again."

[Slightly later, very excited]  "The man with the magic forehead!"

Comments

[tavella.livejournal.com]

It's been deleted, but now I am amusedly reminded of the "Pick a team" world cup chart I saw that had "Do you like to bite people" as one of the options, which meant you ended up Uruguay.

[mme-hardy.livejournal.com]

I have a T-shirt that says "My name is Little My and I bite because I like it!" I wear it with a smile.