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mme_hardy ([personal profile] mme_hardy) wrote2016-04-21 11:50 am
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Not-at-all pastoral thoughts

Someday I am going to track down the person or persons who recommended pink knotweed as a ground cover and there will be no survivors.
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[personal profile] legionseagle 2016-04-21 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Except, probably, the knotweed.

Is that the same as Japanese knotweed? Because the whole "nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure" stuff is playing out in the High Peak, too.
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[personal profile] legionseagle 2016-04-21 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the one we've banned. Actually, all the knotweeds, I think. Ugh. Kill the buggers!
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[personal profile] nineveh_uk 2016-04-21 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The page on how to identify, control, and dispose of Japanese knotweed is terrifying. It survives fire, for goodness sake, and is considered controlled waste!

Pink knotweed appears to be legal in the UK, but anyone planting it is still a complete idiot.

[personal profile] caulkhead 2016-04-21 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I read somewhere that all the knotweed in the UK is genetically identical - effectively, it's all from the same bloody plant that just keeps propagating. Don't know if that's true, but it seems possible, at least.
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[personal profile] legionseagle 2016-04-21 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think it is legal; I think it's just got another name.
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[personal profile] movingfinger 2016-04-22 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Damn that Weedness Protection Program!

[identity profile] ethelmay.livejournal.com 2016-04-22 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*splort* I really was drinking tea there...
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[personal profile] pameladean 2016-04-21 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Our neighbors have a hedge of Japanese knotweed. It is in our side yeard as well, naturally. Three successive occupiers of the house have attempted to get rid of it, to absolutely no avail. I understand that the young shoots can be eaten like asparagus, but I am too suspicious of their motives to try it.

A friend offered me some plume poppy, saying it could vanquish anything. The Japanese knotweed did it in in a season. Not, really, that victorious plume poppy would have been that much of an improvement.

P.
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[personal profile] nineveh_uk 2016-04-21 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Each is equally deserving of vast quantities of glyphosate.
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[personal profile] nineveh_uk 2016-04-21 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
My fingers are crossed for your campaign.
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[personal profile] perennialanna 2016-04-21 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It is the only thing I will use weedkiller on at all - I am 99.5% organic but I have spent the past six summers injecting it with glyphosphate as it creeps through from next door. Last summer was the first summer no shoots appeared (instead I got suckering lilacs from teh other direction, but I can live with that).

I can't compost. I can't let any garden waste off the premises (any garden materials that have been within ten metres of knotweed in any direction are controlled waste). It can regenerate from mere millimetres.

[personal profile] caulkhead 2016-04-21 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So what on earth *do* you do with the garden waste, if you can't burn it, can't compost it, and can't send it to the tip?
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[personal profile] perennialanna 2016-04-21 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Pile it up at the back, mostly. It might one day turn into compost, but I'm not intervening. There isn't much garden waste, it's mostly paved (doesn't stop knotweed, obviously). The annoying thing is having to throw out kitchen waste rather than compost it like I did in my last house.
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[personal profile] clanwilliam 2016-04-22 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ack! In cheerier news, happy birthday!

[identity profile] resonant.livejournal.com 2016-04-22 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
By any chance have you read Graydon Saunder's Commonweal series? It involves sorcerers doing the most important task imaginable - killing invasive weeds.