Cabinet Office to investigate after minister admits asking assistant to buy sex toys

Gulp. An assistant's job is not an 'appy one. But wait, there's more!

“I’m not going to be dishonest,” Garnier said. He insisted that referring to [his assistant] Edmondson as “sugar tits”, as she says he did, was a reference to the popular BBC comedy Gavin and Stacey, saying: “It absolutely does not constitute harassment.”