Magic Mayonnaise

[mme_hardy]

 From Woman's World, June, 1934, p. 13.

Magic Mayonnaise
1/4 cup vinegar
1/4 cup oil
2/3 cup sweetened condensed milk
1 egg yolk
1 teaspoon mustard
1/2 teaspoon salt
Few grains cayenne

Place ingredients in a pint jar in order given. Fasten top of jar tightly and shake vigorously for one or two minutes. If a heavier consistency is desired place jar in refrigerator to chill before using.

There is worse to come.

Mineral Oil Dressing

2 egg yolks
2 tablespoons lemon juice
1 1/4 cups mineral oil
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper or paprika

Beat egg yolks until thick gradually adding lemon juice, then blend in oil carefully -- as dressing thickens, oil may be added more quickly. Season and chill before using.

This dressing is particularly desirable for laxative diets, also for reducing diets as the mineral oil has no nutritional value.

Comments

[executrix]

http://lileks.com/institute/gallery/ The Gallery of Regrettable Food! I was going to say that I had a treat in store for you, but perhaps that isn't the right word.

And remember, you can't make Candlestick Salad without mayonnaise or mayonnaise analog!

[sabotabby]

LOL one of my friends got her peen removed and had a Weenie Roast party, and I made Candle Salad to celebrate despite hating every single one of the ingredients. It was appreciated.

[mme_hardy]

You are the sort of friend everybody should have.

[sabotabby]

Haha, thanks. I really like theme parties? And dick jokes. And my friend threw a theme party that was a big dick joke, so.