On Making

Nov. 18th, 2013 09:43 am
mme_hardy: (angry)
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If you have that sort of mind, making things is ridiculous fun. Taking a few ordinary materials and some post-industrial tools that you have bought at substantial expense and manipulating them into a useful object is entertaining, and when you're done you have a table, or a circuit, or a dress. You can get items customized to your own tastes without having to pay a fortune... as long as you don't cost in your own labor.

The catch is that, until you've spent years practicing the necessary skills and learning which materials suppliers have quality goods, the object you produce won't be as good as the ones created by either an industrial business or a custom maker. There are decades and centuries and in some cases millennia of expertise lying dormant in any created object. Much of the time, your sloppily welded, rough-sawn, lumpy-seamed object is good enough, and you can have fun looking at it and saying "I made it!" Somebody who works in the craft/industry you're emulating will look at the same object and see a macaroni drawing hung on the refrigerator.

I first noticed this when I worked in a company full of very, very bright engineers. Far too many of them were confident, by virtue of that brightness, that they could do anybody else's job. They knew more about kitchen logistics, or ingredient buying, or repairing sprinklers, or cleaning than the professionals -- because of the mathematical or mechanical (mostly) intelligence that had gotten them through the top schools. The truth is that anybody else's job looks easy until you watch them do it. I am always astonished when (with permission) I sit on the floor and watch what the electrician, the plumber, the carpenter are doing to my house. You need to know a lot of stuff about how a house is made to walk into any particular house and sort out its mechanical systems. Plumbing is like surgery -- knowing where the pipes are in a platonic object isn't the same as having your hands deep in the guts of a particular object.

Take me. I've been sewing for over forty years, off and on. Note the "off and on". I sew when I feel like it, when I have the spare time, when I'm not doing the job in which I have professional expertise. When I go to a class with serious costumers, I am always, always the last person to finish any step in the process. My finished garment or object is clumsier than those produced by the everyday seamstresses (sters), because I don't have the hundreds or thousands of hours of practice that they do. Their objects, in turn, seldom approach the highest standards reached by people hundreds of years ago who did nothing but hand-sew all day, every day. Very, very few can handspin a thread fine enough to match the Shetland or Orenburg spinners. Indeed, not that many can handspin a thread fine enough to weave. You cannot get linen approaching the finest quality produced in the 1600s, either handmade or machine-made. People who work in living history museums, when interviewed, always marvel at the skills they are imitating.

Another example of this is backyard farming. Animal shelters are starting to have a problem with abandoned urban chickens (note useful debunking). Why? Because eggs can contain either hens or roosters, and roosters are useful only as food. Straight-run hatchery chicks are less expensive than sexed chickens*, and backyard chicks have no guarantees at all. Finally, the maximum lifespan of a layer is years longer than the useful egg-producing period. Farmers solve this problem by killing unwanted chickens for the stewpot (historic) or fertilizer (modern). Many -- not all -- backyard farmers don't want to slaughter birds themselves, so off to the shelter they go. (I am very, very skeptical of the article's using Marin shelters to minimize this; Marin is its own little planet.)

Anybody keeping backyard goats quickly discovers that male goats are nasty creatures that not only stink but can cause your does' milk to be inedible. Again, the historical answer is roast kid or goat curry. This takes goatkeeping from the pleasantly pastoral to the ineluctably bloody. Free-range backyard eggs taste fabulous, but the downside is fighting predators that can't get into a closed battery house. I haven't even touched on the thousands of nasty diseases chickens, goats, and pigs are not so much heir to as enthusiastic boarding-houses for. Animal husbandry is a matter of both skill and luck, and no matter what scale you practice it on, there's a lot of unexpected death.

I love heirloom tomatoes. The hybrids don't, in general -- Early Girl is fabulous -- have as deep a flavor as the open-pollinated plants. Propaganda notwithstanding, the heirlooms in my garden are much more disease-prone than the VFNT** F1 hybrids.

Crafts are awesome. Making things is awesome. Growing things is awesome. But if creating something at home makes you undervalue the expertise and skill of people who do it on a commercial scale, you're doing it wrong.

* Yes, chicken sexing is a real skill, and an esoteric one. You try looking at a new-hatched chick's ass and figuring out which kind of cloaca it has.

** Huh. It isn't VFNT, any more; the toughest hybrids are now VFFNTA, which means resistant to verticillium wilt, fusarium wilt, nematodes, tobacco mosaic virus, and alternaria leaf spot. How many beginning gardeners know to look for those letters?
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Date: 2013-11-18 06:04 pm (UTC)
sara: S (Default)
From: [personal profile] sara
Hunh. Our local shelters...do not have an abandoned chickens issue. And I will bet that we have a higher incidence of backyard chickens here than you do there (not least because, er, we sort of never stopped doing it, because we're all damn hippies.)

As usual, I think the problem is Marin.

I am an edge case when it comes to traditional skills, so I try not to get into it because I worry about coming over as self-aggrandizing.

Date: 2013-11-18 06:31 pm (UTC)
pameladean: (Default)
From: [personal profile] pameladean
This is a great post. It's like part of a Fourth Street panel.

It is for similar reasons that we still have a large empty piece of lawn that was originally supposed to contain apple trees. Every few years we discuss who will check them for disease, prune them, keep things going nicely, and so far we have no Little Red Hen around to do it, so no trees.

P.

Date: 2013-11-18 06:37 pm (UTC)
sara: S (Default)
From: [personal profile] sara
...actually, I am kind of terrible at butchery! I asked my dad to help with it the last time it came up as an issue, because he has been shooting things and butchering cattle and docking dogs' tails and so forth for some decades now, and even HE was terrible at chicken-butchery!

(No, really, terrible. It ended up with a small headless chicken flying across the inside of his shop/winemaking room, spraying blood everywhere. We laughed quite hard because the alternative was screaming OMG AUGH CHICKEN BLOOD EVERYWHERE!)

Butchery is a srs bznss traditional skill which I do not have, and the skills necessary vary from species to species. I have a neighbor who has done chickens a few times and next time I need a chicken butchered I am totally taking it to A. instead of Dad. It is hard to kill something cleanly and ethically and not make a huge fucking mess and render the meat edible.

I figure that any good new skill you have to budget a couple of years of totally fucking up at it before you achieve an even vaguely acceptable skill level. Though the acquisition time for skillsets that are related to existing skillsets is lower, which is how I picked up leatherworking at a level where I am now taking the occasional commission: I had already invested thirty years in learning to sew and make containers in other media, and so it's only taken a couple of years to learn to make leather containers at an accomplished-amateur level (*cough* Okay, so on an absolute scale I'm better than about 85% of what you see on Etsy, but that's not really such a high bar to come over because damn kids today are sloppy with their skiving.) But you put me up next to, say, the 60-something gal who clerks at the leather store, who handsews wallets like nothing I have ever seen? It will be DECADES before I am that good.

My sewing has gotten in recent years to where I am finally starting to think my skill level has exceeded my equipment quality, and where I can usually generate good, wearable garments...but I bought my current sewing machine in 1997, so...yeah, 15-16 years.

Date: 2013-11-18 06:38 pm (UTC)
sara: S (Default)
From: [personal profile] sara
Oh, THAT's what I should do, now the leaves have come off, is go dormant-oil the fruit trees.

Although there are still some apples left, because I ran out of steam on the apple-buttering after two rounds this year. Urban homesteading is tiring, yo.

Date: 2013-11-18 06:49 pm (UTC)
sara: S (Default)
From: [personal profile] sara
I thrifted an old 1960s Singer recently, but it needs...oh, whatever that main plastic gear is up top. It's the first year they went over to the plastic, which I didn't realize when I bought it. I stuck it in the garage and should probably order the gear and the gear book and give it to Herself as a holiday break project, actually.

Date: 2013-11-18 06:57 pm (UTC)
telophase: (cat - Sora smug in box)
From: [personal profile] telophase
I resent your implication that the lumpy fruit of my hour-and-a-half spinning lesson is worthless for making things!

It makes a wonderful cat toy!

(Or it would if I let Sora play with it--he loves playing with batting, so I expect a lumpy woolen mini-hank would be considered fantastic, but he tends to bite and lick batting, then get it caught on his tongue and swallow it if I don't get it out of his mouth, so I'm a bit leery of letting him have it. So perhaps not as wonderful as all that, after all.)

Date: 2013-11-18 07:04 pm (UTC)
telophase: (Default)
From: [personal profile] telophase
I believe that to be the case!

The spinners I was learning from were telling me that people were making big bucks selling art yarn, and that it was usually easier than getting perfect, usable yarn. I sense a new career path, if I can't get good yarn with practice!

Re: No longer available, but...

Date: 2013-11-18 07:16 pm (UTC)
telophase: (mugen - bzuh?)
From: [personal profile] telophase
My. That is a yarn.

Edited (html) Date: 2013-11-18 07:16 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2013-11-18 07:41 pm (UTC)
sara: S (Default)
From: [personal profile] sara
The great thing about Etsy is how much better it makes me feel about my own work.

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Date: 2013-11-18 08:12 pm (UTC)
cupcake_goth: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cupcake_goth
A favorite social activity for when my friend the clothing designer comes over: mix cocktails, search for certain keywords on Etsy, make more cocktails when the Infamous BlueJay downs hers in one go during a rage-fueled rant about whatever we're looking at.

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Date: 2013-11-18 08:15 pm (UTC)
sara: S (Default)
From: [personal profile] sara
I have been making MtG deck boxes for C. and some friends; if you run a search for "deck box" on Etsy...well. They look as though someone has shat Fimo and small plastic toys upon them. It's special.

(There are also some very nice wood ones, but the consensus here is that those would disintegrate on the way to and fro tournaments.)

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Date: 2013-11-18 08:17 pm (UTC)
cupcake_goth: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cupcake_goth
Oooh, looking for MtG deck boxes will have its own special level of hilarity for me, as The Husband used to do art for the game.

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Date: 2013-11-18 08:20 pm (UTC)
sara: S (Default)
From: [personal profile] sara
*nods* I know! This is why you will appreciate how awful these are.

ETA: OH GOD THE SAME PERSON HAS MOVED ON TO GLUING MY LITTLE PONIES TO HATS.
Edited Date: 2013-11-18 08:21 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2013-11-18 08:25 pm (UTC)
cupcake_goth: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cupcake_goth
::recoils from Etsy shop page::

Wow. Those. Those are a thing, all right.

Re: No longer available, but...

Date: 2013-11-18 08:26 pm (UTC)
sara: S (Default)
From: [personal profile] sara
There is nothing like them anywhere.

...oh God, in addition to the pony hats, there are custom penis necklaces. You can get the penis necklace with different tchotchkes stuck in it. Including what appears to be Tums. Because nothing says, "You should get a restraining order against me, stat!" like giving your romantic partner a cast-resin penis-shaped necklace with antacids in it.

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Date: 2013-11-18 08:27 pm (UTC)
sara: And if I knew how to cast spells..I'd turn you into a newt! (newt)
From: [personal profile] sara
They are unique! For which we are all thankful.
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