I wonder what the Rich are doing tonight

 My alumnae organization has seen fit to invite me to "an event this week focused on building your personal brand with career expert [name deleted]", which is actually  a St. John Knits trunk show.   St. John Knits last qualified as "power dressing" some time during the 1990s.

I am sorely, sorely tempted to show up in my middle-aged overweight straight-out-of-Berkeley flowing cottons and say "Have at it, lady!"   THe major thing holding me back is that I don't want to associate with the sort of alumnae who think this is a cool idea.