Your Mother Should Know
Sep. 5th, 2014 10:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
When my husband and I moved into our first house, my mother helped me unpack the kitchen. She insisted that we line the drawers and cabinet shelves with wax paper. I went along with this, because what did I know about housekeeping? The stated purpose was that when the cabinets became dirty, you could whisk out the wax paper and put in a new set, thus avoiding having to scrub the shelves. (Clean out the cabinets. Ahahahahaha.) Eventually the wax paper became tattered and we ripped it out, then put the glasses and dishes flat on the shelves like the sluttish housekeepers we are. That was the end of that. Three moves later, the dishes shamelessly flaunt their unsafe intimacy with the vinyl.
That’s the point. If your shelves are covered in vinyl, two things will never happen: the dishes won’t sink into the paint, and you won’t ever have to scrub painted (or otherwise) wood. Because of this, you won’t find shelf paper at -- I nearly said your five and dime -- Bed, Board, and Basket. (There are scented drawer liners, but they’re a feminine frippery rather than a necessity.)
Back when most kitchens had rows of open shelves, the shelf edges were a long blank space, and therefore an ideal canvas for decoration. At first ladies embroidered edgings (the first is German, the second French.)


I expect several of you to tell me that of course you line your shelves. However, how many of you clothe their edges?
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Date: 2014-09-05 06:05 pm (UTC)Comes from the hardware store, in my experience. If you want to get fancy, use by-the-yard vinyl tablecloth and staple it down.
Edgings would drive me bats. No matter what they were made of.
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Date: 2014-09-05 06:15 pm (UTC)I even have (as you know) open shelves, so I should have shelf edging, obviously. It seems very much a More Work For Mother kind of item though.
Con-Tact paper is the work of the devil. My mother used it to line some cabinets and it took acetone and a scraper to get that crap out in the end.
In drawers, a liner keeps utensils and pans from being quite so crash-and-bang.
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Date: 2014-09-05 07:53 pm (UTC)I picked up my last roll at a restaurant supply house, though.
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Date: 2014-09-05 06:23 pm (UTC)The kitchen drawers and cupboards are all plastic-coated chipboard, s don't get lined.
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Date: 2014-09-05 06:42 pm (UTC)As for shelf edging so my linen closet is ready for some critical audience... AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHHH
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Date: 2014-09-05 06:43 pm (UTC)* Or, more likely, one of her minions's.
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Date: 2014-09-05 06:45 pm (UTC)I usually, if I happen to have a burst of energy and want to line a shelf, cut the paper a couple of inches too long and fold the extra over the shelf edge and onto the underside of the shelf. Otherwise the edge of the contact paper peels off even sooner, and since it's not yet devoid of sticky stuff, catches on plates and cans and is a nuisance.
P.
Edited to clean up collision of two alternative phrasings.
My Kitchen: Actually Not a Showplace
Date: 2014-09-05 07:43 pm (UTC)I saved a couple of the ads, thank you!--I can feel new icons coming on. Because Shelf Nudism is indeed a menace.
Err, I have a glass-doored wooden china cabinet and I have been known from time to time to apply shelf edging, although it tends to fall off.
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Date: 2014-09-08 06:07 pm (UTC)(Particularly since all my actual shelves that don't have doors in front of them are bookshelves. And that includes the kitchen)
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Date: 2014-09-06 05:46 am (UTC)I have seen music-specific storage exactly once in my life outside an academic context: my college flute teacher (who looked like an Armenian Lauren Bacall) had a music cabinet that I loved.
I'm somewhat skeptical that it's actually a music cabinet, under the circs.
Here's the interior. It's about 22" wide by 39" tall, not including casters.
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Date: 2014-09-06 05:45 pm (UTC)Or legal files? Hmmm.
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Date: 2014-09-06 05:57 pm (UTC)I wondered about phonograph records, too. The top is at a very comfortable height for a wind-up gramophone. There's no lip at the shelf front and the shelves are exactly 4" apart, so that rules out Edison cylinders, which were 4" high and could have spilled out when you slid the shelf out.