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Melissa Clark's New York Times recipe for skillet cornbread. (Complete with ghastly perky video, if you can stand it)
Ingredients:
Bless your heart, honey, if you want a cake, make a cake.
Ingredients:
12 tablespoons (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter
½ cup maple syrup
2 ¼ cups buttermilk
3 large eggs
1 ½ cups yellow cornmeal, fine or medium-coarse grind
½ cup whole wheat flour
½ cup all-purpose flour
1 ½ tablespoons baking powder
1 ½ teaspoons kosher salt
½ teaspoon baking soda
Selected quotes:- Some cornbread falls on the light and fluffy side of the spectrum, sweet enough to pass for dessert. Then there is crisp, lean and salty cornbread, nearly as savory as the fried chicken that often goes with it. This recipe splits the difference.
- Crisp-edged, maple-syrup-spiked and tender-crumbed, a buttered slice works equally well with a drizzle of honey or with hot sauce, or both if you just can’t decide.
- Pay attention to the scent wafting around the kitchen. When it smells like chestnuts roasting on a street corner in December, immediately pour the butter into a bowl to stop the cooking.
Bless your heart, honey, if you want a cake, make a cake.
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Date: 2014-11-11 06:50 pm (UTC)2. Whole wheat flour is not sweet. It has a bitter edge to it. This is why we all got so excited about KA Flour's "white whole wheat."
2a. There is a lot of difference between fine and medium-coarse. What she means is "anything but polenta."
3. I would lay dollars to doughnuts that there's an older version of this somewhere in which corn syrup is used rather than maple syrup.
4. God, that's twee.
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Date: 2014-11-11 06:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-11-11 11:21 pm (UTC)In other news, wow is that ever a lot of butter. The butter:grain ratio is almost as high as for shortbread, though of course shortbread has no egg or buttermilk (in my experience. Who knows what the New York Times would make of it?)
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Date: 2014-11-11 08:05 pm (UTC)Southern cornbread ain't sweet *or* yellow. Northern cornbread's yellow and sweet but it ain't that sweet and sweet and fancy Jesus, it has not got that much damn BUTTER in it. Or whole wheat flour. What is she smoking? I mean clearly, the munchies got the better of her here.
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Date: 2014-11-12 03:45 am (UTC)Husband: "Maybe the waxed-mustache crowd is snooty about white corn meal, I wouldn't know."
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Date: 2014-11-13 02:11 am (UTC)My cornbread is definitely not sweet, though. Not at all. Corn fritters can be sweet and I don't mind, but when I bite into sweet cornbread expecting something else, I am terribly deflated. I don't do sweet tea either. These things strike me (probably unfairly) as uncowboy.
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Date: 2014-11-11 11:45 pm (UTC)Baking powder makes bubbles in the heat of the oven. So if you forgot to preheat your oven and had to let the dough sit around after mixing? The baking-soda bubbles would be gone, but you'd still get some leavening from the baking-powder bubbles. It's a useful backup for that kind of thing going wrong. And if everything goes right, then you have both kinds of bubbles leavening the cake. You end up with a different texture if you blow bubbles in a liquid and make the bubbly liquid stiffen up, than if you blow bubbles in goo that is already partly-solidified.
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Date: 2014-11-12 05:11 pm (UTC)Common low-temperature acid salts include cream of tartar and monocalcium phosphate (also called calcium acid phosphate). High-temperature acid salts include sodium aluminium sulfate, sodium aluminum phosphate, and sodium acid pyrophosphate.[9]
Rumford Baking Powder is a double acting consumer product that contains only monocalcium phosphate as a leavening acid. With this acid, about two-thirds of the available gas is released within about two minutes of mixing at room temperature. It then becomes dormant because an intermediate form of dicalcium phosphate is generated during the initial mixing. Further release of gas requires the batter to be heated above 140 degrees F.[10]
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Date: 2014-11-13 04:07 pm (UTC)Tell her to make some nice puffy cornmeal griddle cakes to serve with bacon, if she's gonna insist on maple syrup. Maple's a breakfast food, pure and simple, and expensive besides. Better be a meal for guests.
Otherwise, you use molasses or crumbled brown sugar to sweeten, as God intended.
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Date: 2014-11-13 05:14 pm (UTC)Which is to say, if you are a sinner and believe in sweet cornbread, maple syrup would be a perfectly appropriate (if expensive, in modern days) way to do it.
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Date: 2014-11-11 07:31 pm (UTC)Well, thank the Lord you added that! I was getting ready to flame someone in this comment so I'm glad you told me who. Except I already quit the Times, and New York anything.
"When it smells like chestnuts roasting on a street corner in December"
Tell them down here we don't have any chestnuts or December either.
Maple syrup! I hope it sticks to their skillet. They can pour some molasses on it at the table if they want to, but put the butter on first or it will slide off.
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Date: 2014-11-11 07:38 pm (UTC)I'm mostly annoyed that she's not taking the simplest step to get the skillet hot by simply throwing it into the oven while it's preheating and she's making the rest of the batter.
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Date: 2014-11-12 04:53 pm (UTC)Me, I add a little chili and cumin to my cornbread. This sounds like a cupcake. Meh.